Friday, 2 November 2007

Slowrolling motherf****r

Just back from a live £100 tournament in my local casino. 70 starters, paying top 10 and we're down to about 21 when this happens.

I'm seriously shortstacked and push all-in with A8 for 36k, blinds are at 3k/6k (good structure early on, blinds go up too quick later). Anyway, this moron in the big blind starts thinking about calling, gives me the stare and all that s**t.

I've just been moved to the table a few hands ago and already I can tell it's full of idiots who watch too much poker on TV. They take forever to make the most basic decisions, they ask stupid stuff like "Do you want me to call?" when you raise, etc etc etc.

So after thinking about it for so long I actually think I might have the best hand, or that he's going to fold, he calls and flips over.............

KK.

Wtf???? What was all the Hollywood shit about??? Cocksucker. Never have I wanted to suck out more than at that moment. Of course I miss and I'm out but I know there's some good cash to be made in that tournament.

Many of the players shouldn't be playing a £2 buy-in, let alone a £100 tournament and they are the very definition of dead money.

And if that guy does that to me again with KK he'll be dead as well (joke, he was huge and would have crushed me :(